all the ladies dig him hardcore

While bored and Googling my friends and family, I found out that according to Urban Dictionary, there are sixteen definitions of my manfriend. (That's right—he's been upgraded.) You all know him—vote for your favorite. My personal choice is #16:

The worst name you can call someone. You might as well be taking a bat to their nutsack. A "jed" is the biggest fucking herb ever. Tries to act cool and say something that will make you think they're alright, but in actuality you’re thinking of calling them a faggot.

Example: "Hey dude, don’t make fun of Sum 41 and those kinds of bands, I like them. Shut the fuck up, your new name is Jed for being such a douche bag!”