if at first you don’t succeed
One broken minidisk player bought from Canadian jerk on ebay: $70.
One pound of salmon on sale for $3.99/lb but incorrectly labeled “colossal shrimp”: $15.
One ticket for violation of parking regulations: $300.
Starting over: Priceless.
Due to cosmic difficulties Jed’s 25th birthday has been rescheduled for Saturday, 14 May 2005. (No gifts are necessary but cash donations are appreciated.)
posted by curious m at 12:31 PM
3 Comments:
do you accept paypal?
fight the law. if everyone obeyed i'd be unemployed.
4:29 PM
wow, that's an awful series of events. i have to wonder exactly how "colossal" those shrimps have to be to warrant that price. aren't they just bordering on small lobsters at that point? better luck next time.
3:48 PM
Happy Birthday Jed!
11:04 AM
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