oh Manasshole, how i miss you not at all
What better way to celebrate a glorious Memorial Day weekend than to stage a police shootout between a crack dealer and skimask-shrouded narcotics agents in the busiest (and most 'upscale') shopping center in Manassas? I held my first job ever just one store down from the scene of the shootout, at Borders Books and Cafe. Oh the sweet memories.
And sadly, as retarded as this whole situation is, it'll take a lot more to upset Manasshole's current claim to fame--severed dick hurled from speeding car.
But here's hopin'!
posted by curious m at 2:34 PM
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the manasshole police were not only shooting in public this weekend, they were also trespassing into the backyards of residents to intimidate the most dangerous of the criminal element (potheads) with their tasers. . sevral friends and i were sitting on my friend's back porch at 11:15 when to beams of light were shone into our eyes. then 2 officers walked from around the side of the house with their tasers out. cop #1 first 2 questions were 1. are you guys of age 2. have you been drinking. as it dawned on us that we had no illegal substances out we began to ask questions. why are you here in the backyard (they did not bother to knock on the front door) why are your tasers out (the cop told us it was for if we ran). they were there for a noise complaint (there was no noise) they also commentented on our choice of beverage (the 2nd cop snorted " cheerwine, thats cute!" cheer wine is a local version of rootbeer) then they left with-out notifying the owner of the house of the noise complaint or their actions at the back of the house. now if there had been a loud party going on, or they had knocked on the front door, or they had announced themselves when they blinded us, i would not be to upset. but they intentionally tried to nail us (they admitted to listening to our conversation for 5 minutes) then tried to get us to admit to wrong doing that had nothing to do with a noise complaint. i am pleased to announce that they are now under investigation by internal affairs for innapropriate conduct. amen
4:08 PM
JE-sus, could we PLEASE make it through one visit home without a visit from the cops? I wish they'd wandered into Crazy Nancy and Killer's yard next door--that would have solved two problems.
1:26 AM
about that killer dog....apparently she got rid of the old german shepard and got a new one. thinking this dog is nicer than the previous one i said hello to it, then it tried to eat me. yes it is a new dog, no it isnt nice.
12:08 AM
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