Literally, “to make the curious talk”—the French’s notorious explain-all reason given to account for why things are the way they are, without really explaining anything. Often used as a snappish comeback to questions posed by inquisitive children who just won’t shut up. Generally emphasized with a shrug and at least one contemptuously raised eyebrow.

8.14.2005

Presidentially fucked

It turns out our expectations were unrealistic and our plans were logistically flawed.

- We can’t squash the insurgency (who knew there’d be so many enemies who wanted a piece of us?)

- We can’t fix the electricity or water works (do we cut the black wire or the red one?)

- We can’t create a working national economy (I guess they need a secure environment, water and electricity to get that sort of thing running)

- We can’t forge a free democracy (but an Islamic Republic is close enough, right?)

- We can’t make the Shiites, Sunnis and Kurds get along (how were we supposed to know they hated each other so much?)

- We can’t prepare the Iraqi forces for the security nightmare they will inherit (we’re teaching them everything we know but it doesn’t seem to be enough)

In short: We went, we warred, we screwed things up—it must be time to leave.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

do i really need to remind you that if we leave iraq now the terrorists win!!!! i mean come on the president has only been saying it for 2 years now. and i know you dont want the terrorists to win do you? oh thats right israel is pulling out of gaza (not because of the terrorism, its because gaza is to much of a security risk). anyways, maybe we shouldnt have displaced millions with thousands back in 1948 (with their mortal enemy no less). also hitler must be a god to the terrorists

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