'Jesus Christ on a cross'

This post is in honor of Sara Scalenghe, who surely died of a brain hemorrhage upon witnessing this scene in her hometown of Torino, Italy.

2006 Olympics, Closing Ceremony: Virginal sacrifices

Certainly she is now in a better place.

A place free of patriarchal traditions, where women don’t submit to marriage and white meringue is unfashionably repressive.

A place where nice asses are publicly rewarded with firm slaps of approval by complete strangers.

A place full of no-calorie pasta and cancer-free cigarettes.

A place where vibrators are handed out like free condoms at community clinics.

A place where short skirts and push-up bras are never needed for scholastic research and body-waxing is illegal.

May she rest in peace.