constant vigilance
You may be a terrorist if:
a) Your phone records show a suspicious pattern of calls to/from suspicious people
b) Your bank records show a suspicious number of large deposits to/from suspicious people
c) Your voting records show a suspicious lack of patriotism and/or a desire to destroy American freedom or traditional way of life (Beware: This can also indicate Communist loyalties or homosexuality.)
d) Your 4th of July barbecue contains no beef, pork, dairy, or potatoes, but instead looks like this:
a) Your phone records show a suspicious pattern of calls to/from suspicious people
b) Your bank records show a suspicious number of large deposits to/from suspicious people
c) Your voting records show a suspicious lack of patriotism and/or a desire to destroy American freedom or traditional way of life (Beware: This can also indicate Communist loyalties or homosexuality.)
d) Your 4th of July barbecue contains no beef, pork, dairy, or potatoes, but instead looks like this:
Mmmmm, terrorism is delicious!!
posted by curious m at 11:33 PM
2 Comments:
that was well said carlita. who the heck is carlita?
anyways, i wouldn't label you a terrorist, maybe a communist though.
what's that slab of meat-like substance that looks like pork?
8:51 PM
That's a big slab of American baby. Still say we're not terrorists?
inqktkk
1:15 AM
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